If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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