You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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