i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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