My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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