It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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