I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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