if you like me you must not know who I am
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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