Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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