Christians are straight up FREAKS
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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