I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I think i got beer on your cat.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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