I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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