I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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