Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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