Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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