Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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