Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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