PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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