he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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