My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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