You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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