I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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