dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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