she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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