I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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