Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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