Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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