So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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