She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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