I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
This house was built for laser tag.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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