Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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