You really coming over, don't trick.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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