I don't remember. Are we still dating?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Randomize
