Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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