But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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