some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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