What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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