How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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