so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize
