He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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