I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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Do I have a choice?
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No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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