It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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