I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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