You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You surviving the open bar?
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I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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