Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So much Jack, so little girl.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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