oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
How naked do you want me to be?
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