i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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