yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
this just has baby written all over it
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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