benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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