You're a womanizer and a bitch.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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