North Korea, Best Korea!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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