speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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